Total Medals Earned: 468 (From
111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,095 Points
kill 100 enemies
complete 3 special missions
read the help at least one time
complete the level with 100% health
complete 9 special missions
defeat the tank
purchase all of the cars in the shop
kill 50 enemies
drive 100 km
get 10 repair kits
get 100 cash bonusses
use rockets 50 times
complete the level without using rockets
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
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Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
The first enemy is killed
Сomplete bomb upgrade
Complete treasure upgrade
Complete speed upgrade
Complete view upgrade
Kill all the monsters!
Collect all the treasure!
Find the way out of the labyrinth
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the dead blue bird!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Check out some of the art galleries.
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Find all of your missing party members.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game and save the world.
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped the basement
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Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
